Runny bum

How does one overcome
a big fat gruesome
r
u
n
n
y
bum?

For today’s level of turd
is getting quite absurd

Is there any kind of bum glue
to help prevent a poo through?

Perhaps an anus cap
would hold back the wet crap?

Maybe a wad of blue-tac
could help maintain a clean crack?

What ever it may be
to stop this cruel botty

Give it now
or we’ll alI drown
in a potent sea of rusty brown

© Carl Burkitt 2012

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