Simon said, please get out of bed.
Simon said, please wash your head.
Simon said, please go feed Fred.

Simon said. Simon said.

Simon said, are you out of that bed?
Simon said, have you got a clean head?
Simon said, has that Fred been fed?

Simon said. Simon said.

Simon said, get out of bloody bed!
Simon said, wash your shitty head!
Simon said, for christ’s sake feed Fred!

You’re not my mum! is what I said.
Yes I am, because mum is dead.

Simon said. Simon said.

© Carl Burkitt 2012