She wants me to sing James Morrison songs
because she thinks I am James Morrison.
I explain that I am not James Morrison and she winks, because that’s exactly what James Morrison would say. After all, “Who else wears a cap in a pub to blend in?”

She asks me where I’m staying and she’s
pleasantly surprised that James Morrison would stay
in a Welsh caravan with two mates for the weekend.
I explain that I am not James Morrison and she tells me
to sing Broken Strings but I am not James Morrison.

Carl Burkitt 2026