Tiger Woods is playing Australian crazy golf
in the north of England in January.

His PING branded woolly hat is not only
happy to be useful on such a cold afternoon

but thrilled to show his date he has all the gear.
She is far too busy chattering her teeth,

pretending not to want him
to offer her either his gilet or his ski jacket

to notice he has been at least 4 over par
on every single hole.

Carl Burkitt 2026