[MINK and FLORG are on a blind date.]

MINK: Hi, Florg.

FLORG: It’s pronounced Florg.

MINK: Florg.

FLORG: Florg.

MINK: Florg?

FLORG: That’s it! Well done, Mink.

MINK: It’s pronounced Greg.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025