[REGINALD is on the toilet. He reaches for the toilet roll.]

REGINALD: Uh oh.

[Yep, no toilet roll.]

REGINALD: No toilet roll.

[Told ya.]

[Reginald decides to reach for *&%$£$ and shove it £$£%^&^ and wipe the &^*^$$ and ends up with *&^&%$% and then $£%$%&&.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025