[DARIUS remembers he needs to buy some new underwear. Darius buys some new underwear online.]

DARIUS: I just remembered I needed to buy some new underwear. Then I bought some new underwear online.

[No one answers as Darius lives alone because Darius is, truthfully, quite dull to be around.]

DARIUS: I can’t wait to see my new underwear when it arrives from the online store.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025