A Short Play About Jenny and Yoda

[JENNY is cooking a spaghetti bolognese in the kitchen. YODA walks in.]

YODA: Slicing carrots you are. Onions you have. Garlic you’ve got. Tomatoes in a tin they are-

JENNY [Interrupts]: Shut it, Patrick.

PATRICK: Sorry, love.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025

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