[DARCY DING DONG is knackered on the sofa. Desperate for a bit of ding dong energy.]

[DING DONG, ding dongs Darcy Ding Dong’s doorbell.]

DARCY DING DONG: DING DONG!!!

[Darcy Ding Dong jumps off the sofa and boots down her door from the inside.]

DARCY DING DONG: DING DONG!!!

[THE POSTMAN behind the door dies.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025