A Short Play About Stanley and Suzanne

[STANLEY is in a spa roughly 100 miles from his house. The two-day stay was a gift for him and his wife SUZANNE by Suzanne’s sister (June, not Emily).]

STANLEY: Isn’t this relaxing?

SUZANNE: It really is.

STANLEY: I can’t even remember why June thought we needed a getaway!

SUZANNE: You fucked Emily.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025

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