[TINY TERRY dives head first into a cup of tea. Fortunately, Tiny Terry has his miniature Spider-Man armbands on so he has a joyous swim through the boiling hot drink. He giggles as he wiggles his toes and splashes about. A chocolate biscuit dips into the cup and Tiny Terry takes a bite before backstroking in circles a thousand times with a smile on his face.]

TINY TERRY: YIPEEEEEEEE!

[Hahaha none of this happened, of course.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025