[JEREMY’S PEN is writing a short story.]

JEREMY’S PEN: and then Jeremy

JEREMY: You writing about me?

JEREMY’S PEN: French kissed

JEREMY: Haha what are you doing?

JEREMY’S PEN: his own

JEREMY: Don’t do this…

JEREMY’S PEN: mo-

[Jeremy snaps his pen in half.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025