[DAN is pointing at THAT CLOUD in the sky to TINA.]

DAN: Wow. Look at that cloud.

TINA: Yeah.

DAN: Yeah? What do you mean, yeah? That cloud is gorgeous. It’s mysterious, bewitching, a reminder of how fleeting life is. That cloud is unique. That cloud is timeless. That cloud-

THAT CLOUD: [Interrupts] It’s Claude, actually.

DAN: …

THAT CLOUD: Only joking. Carry on…

[But Dan has already died from shock and Tina’s scarpered mate.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025