[DARREN is in his chip shop.]

DARREN: SALT AND VINEGAR?!

[No one answers.]

DARREN: SALT AND VINEGAR?!

[No one answers. THE MANAGER walks over to Darren.]

THE MANAGER: We’re closed, Darren.

DARREN: SALT AND VINEGAR?!

THE MANAGER: And you don’t work here.

[Curtain]

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