[WILLIAM walks into the kitchen and makes a cup of tea on the opposite side to THE WINDOW.]

THE WINDOW: Come and have a look at this!

WILLIAM: I’ve seen the back garden before.

THE WINDOW: Who said it was the back garden?!

WILLIAM: Because you’re a window over looking the back garden.

THE WINDOW: Just come and look!

[William walks to The Window and sees the back garden.]

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025