[BABS is sitting in her living room armchair. THE DUST (as in, like, actual dust, not a bloke called The Dust) is sitting on the bookshelves, the mantelpiece, the curtain rail, the foot stool, the lampshades, the rug, and everything else in there.]

BABS: Would you please just shut up?

THE DUST: Never.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025