[RUFUS comes home after a long day at the office. He has no skin or muscles or tissue or veins on his body. He is just a skeleton. He is a skeleton and just walks through the door like normal and kisses TIFFANY on the forehead.]

TIFFANY: Good day, babe?

RUFUS: The usual.

TIFFANY: Fish fingers for tea?

RUFUS: Sounds great.

TIFFANY: Fancy starting that new ITV drama tonight?

RUFUS: Absolutely.

TIFFANY: Cup of tea?

RUFUS: Lovely. I’ll just get changed.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025