[BRISCOE and BRANDY are watching porn.]

BRISCOE: Fancy a salad?

BRANDY: Nah it’s cool, I’ll just have a bit of chopped up lettuce mixed with some sliced cucumber, halved plum tomatoes, diced red onion, chunks of spring onions and pitted olives.

BRISCOE: So, a salad?

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025