[PATRICIA and RAHUL are alone, just the two of them on the sofa. The room is warm, dimly lit and the air is comfortably silent. They may as well be the only two people left on Earth.]

[Patricia is asleep and Rahul has his arm around her shoulder as her head rests on his chest.]

[Patricia farts herself awake.]

PATRICIA: That wasn’t me.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025