[LACEY and CHANEL are putting their wellies on.]

LACEY: The biggest difference between you and me…

CHANEL: Go on…

LACEY: Is feet.

CHANEL: What on Earth does that mean?

LACEY: I mean, you’ve got three feet.

CHANEL: Yes…

LACEY: And I’ve got two.

CHANEL: Of course.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025