[DOUG is looking out the window as The Red Arrows (officially known as the Royal Air Force Aerobatic Team) fly over the house in a perfectly formed V-shape.]

[A MAN WHO DOESN’T LIKE DOUG is looking at the rug on the floor.]

DOUG: What do you think it feels like to be a fighter pilot?

A MAN WHO DOESN’T LIKE DOUG: Probably.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025