[SWANKY CARMICHAEL and BART BOJANGLES are flicking de-shelled pistachio nuts at each other.]

SWANKY CARMICHAEL: Alright then, Barty. If you’re so in touch with the regular Joseph, how much is a pint of milk these days?

BART BOJANGLES: Easy petits-poisy… 2 million pounds.

SWANKY CARMICHAEL: Dammit, he’s good!

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2024