[SUZIE is sitting at her desktop computer, shaking profusely. THE GHOST is hovering on Suzie’s lap.]

THE GHOST: Everything OK, Suzie?

SUZIE: I’ve never bought a train ticket online before.

[The Ghost’s teeth shatter.]

THE GHOST: You’ll be great, hun.

[The Ghost’s hair is essentially just flames at this point.]

[Curtain]

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