[A MAN WHO DOESN’T LIKE DOUG has his back to DOUG. Doug is tapping him on the shoulder with his finger.]

DOUG: Can you imagine…

[Doug is holding a box that has bit of tape stuck to it with the words SECURITY SEAL printed on.]

…can you imagine a seal working as a security guard?

A MAN WHO DOESN’T LIKE DOUG: No.

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2024