[MAARK is thinking about playing darts. MUM CALLING appears on his phone screen.]

MUM: Maark!

MAARK: Mum!

MUM: Opera Wine Fry?

[Pause]

Upra Win Three?

[Pause]

Operate Wing Tree?

MAARK: Oprah Winfrey.

MUM: Ta!

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2024