You have learned that one trillion is a number so we walk up the one trillion stairs to our toilet and have one trillion wees and put one trillion bubbles in our bath and take off your one trillion socks and check that the one trillion bruises on your one trillion knees after falling off your one trillion scooters this morning are one trillion times better and talk about the one trillion things that made you angry at me earlier and the one trillion bits of pesto pasta you just ate and the one trillion days you plan to live for.

Carl Burkitt 2024