John don’t give an F tonight. He’s binning off
the broccoli quiche he had planned
and he’s decided to get curly fries
from across the road on the walk back
because he’s got some bread and butter
at home for a good chip barm.
His monosyllabic mates – Mick, John,
Paul and Ron – all agree it’s the right move
because the curly fries from across the road
are perfect for a good chip barm.
John agrees, itches his pork scratching nose,
and plans to get a double portion
just in case his wife is hungry too.

Carl Burkitt 2024