It’s a lovely sunny day.
Erling Haaland is doing a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle
on a living room floor in Turkey.
He has no other plans this summer.
Maybe he’ll watch some of Euro 2024,
pop to Costa for the odd berry smoothie,
or teach himself cursive writing.
He definitely won’t get his hair cut,
he enjoys the feeling of blonde waves
crashing against a head
with nothing to worry about under blue skies.

Carl Burkitt 2024