He’s teaching his mates in the pub
how to use an air fryer.
He reckons frozen fish fingers
Can be Done in eight minutes
and cheese toasties are less greasy.
There’s an Instagram account
dedicated to battered bacon
and pizza stuffed air-fried English muffins.
He misses his wife
and how liberally she buttered
crumpets on a Sunday.

© Carl Burkitt 2023