Marilyn Monroe is screaming
at SpongeBob Squarepants.
She’s yet to call him Mr President,
because the sea does not have
an elected leader, but she’s called him
a Piece of shit and Absolutely useless.
SpongeBob doesn’t care, he has
a pizza in his hand and a permanent smile
stitched across his absorbent mask.

© Carl Burkitt 2023