1. Porcelain Princess
2. Sinking feeling
3. Hot and Cold
4. Feeling Flush
5. One-Ply
6. Two-Ply
7. Drive Me Round the U-Bend
8. Plumbing the Depths
9. Three Sheets to the Wind
10. Hold onto the Bristles
11. Quit Yankin’ My Chain
12. One or Two?
13. Give it 5 Minutes

© Carl Burkitt 2019