Greta Gerwig found a pig
And said: “I shall call you Wig”,
To which the pig did a jig.

Wig jigged and jigged
For Greta Gerwig
And offered her a giant fig.

“Thank you, Wig,” said Greta Gerwig.
“But I do not like the taste of figs,
So get it out of my fucking face.”

© Carl Burkitt 2018