Kevin Smith was cravin’ some raisins.
But the weather was rainin’
And he wasn’t up for bravin’
Leavin’ the safe haven of his home.
So he stayed in alone, picked up his phone
And searched on Deliveroo.
To his fright, the site had few fruity delights
So instead, scoffed his bunny rabbit’s poos.

© Carl Burkitt 2018