Tom Cruise sipped some booze.
He loved it.
He loved it so much he took another sip.
And then another.
And then told his mates he loved it.
Then he told the world he loved it.
Then he sipped some booze.
Then some more.
Then he made love to it.
Then he fell asleep.
Then he woke up feeling sore.
All over.

© Carl Burkitt 2018