Elizabeth Hurley was feeling all surly.
She was snappy and bitey
And well up for a fighty.
She didn’t like her urge to find things to kick
And walls to scale,
Until finally her wiser head prevailed.
She thought: ‘Yeah it’s good to be up,
But it’s natural to sometimes be down,
So rather than force a smile,
I think I’ll embrace today’s little frown’.

© Carl Burkitt 2018