Christina Hendricks
Was taught some unconventional magic tricks.
Like,
How to win every game of Poo sticks,
And how to make an ice cream have unlimited licks.
She learned how to pick a lock using two chopsticks
And how to fly to Spain riding six toothpicks.
But the best trick of all,
Learned by The Amazing Hendricks,
Was how to nibble off the chocolate –
Without disturbing the caramel –
Of a Twix.

© Carl Burkitt 2018