James Franco rented all of his brother Dave’s films.
“God, he’s good,” he said.
“And absolutely gorgeous.”
When he finished the last movie
He realised he hadn’t been watching films starring Dave Franco,
He’d been watching films starring himself.
He laughed at how similar they both looked
And felt slightly less bad about masturbating throughout.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2018 – a daily poem for a celebrity’s birthday.