Emma Watson and Emma Thompson
Loved how their names were similar.

Thompson would say stuff like: “Hey, Em! You what, son?!”

Watson would say stuff like: “Hey, Em! You thomp, son?!”

They’d both piss themselves laughing
But for very different reasons.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2018 – a daily poem for a celebrity’s birthday.