This bugger-beaked buffoon is a right greedy git. It spends the whole of December flying round the world filling its guts with every tangerine, chestnut and piece of novelty stationery it can find.

Void of a permanent residence, this Christmas Creature will rest its bonce tied to the foot of the nearest terrified toddler’s bed.

© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849

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(Illustration by Darrell Swainston)

(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)