A temperamental nightmare. This wobbly land beast possesses the power to knock seven shades of shit out of anything and the openness to reveal it misses you.

Wineoceroses are susceptible to prolonged headaches, red lips and caramel coloured urine. Outwardly the life and soul of the festive period, this Christmas Creature typically dies silently of regret.

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