A prickly-flippered fucker. Takes everything to heart. This Christmas Creature is born on the back-foot and is impossible to get into an intelligent conversation with.

Unable to hug, this flightless twat shows love through passive aggression and intimidatingly expensive presents.

© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849

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(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)

(Illustration by John Daglish)