Kerry got ready for her charity cycle
to WorkDay, the tiny unknown island in Greece…

She got a new passport
Polished her expensive, fancy bike
Held a bake sale in the office
Set up a blog to document her training
Raised £6,000 from her loved ones
Recovered from a niggling knee injury

But then eventually couldn’t go through with it
As she realised WorkDay was less a Greek island
And more a terrible joke that didn’t really
Have much legs and just slowly petered out
To quite an awkward end line

© Carl Burkitt 2016