The man just wanted to jump in a ball pit but couldn’t find one anywhere, so he went and bought a warehouse and filled it with two million multicoloured balls.

The second he dived into his plastic heaven he felt quite sad and quite lonely, so he went and bought another warehouse and filled it with hundreds of dancing women, booze and music.

As he got drunk and struggled with conversation, the man just wanted to jump in a ball pit.

Luckily, he knew just the place.

© Carl Burkitt 2016