Emma was four days into her new diet.
She was starving.
On her commute home she scoffed a copy of Closer Magazine
And choked to death on a pic of Davina McCall’s elbow.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Carl tells tales
Emma was four days into her new diet.
She was starving.
On her commute home she scoffed a copy of Closer Magazine
And choked to death on a pic of Davina McCall’s elbow.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Carl tells tales 