Cornwall. 14th June 2014. 16.45pm – 15 minutes before kick off.

Hazel, 94, smiles proudly at the bowls of homemade moussaka, hummus, tzatziki, tiropites, baklava, galaktoboureko, taramasalata, youvetsi, souvlaki, yemista, fassolakia lathera, tsoureki, keftethes and kourabiethes sitting on the living room’s coffee table. Barbara, 96, walks in and lies on the sofa, eying up the food.

BARBARA: Got any pita bread?

Hazel walks to Marks and Spencer.

© Carl Burkitt 2014