As his fortnight, consisting of:
14 sleepless nights,
13 crates of beer,
12 lines of coke,
11 body piercings,
10 prostitutes,
9 bottles of vodka,
8 foreign countries,
7 house parties,
6 slaughtered pigs,
5 broken bones,
4 jail cells,
3 prank phone calls,
2 hits of heroin and
1 murdered stranger,
came to a close,
Nathan “The Square” Trowbridge scratched the four, sharp corners of his head,
pondering his nickname’s origin.

© Carl Burkitt 2013