Keith, the rapper, was not having a good time.
He’d been on stage for over three minutes and not a single hunny had shaken their ass.

Keith grabbed his crotch and flicked the Vs as he bumbled into his final verse.

Silence

Keith heard a cough from the back of the room.
It was Margeret,
Tapping her watch and waving her car keys.

© Carl Burkitt 2013