My baby has no eyes.

My baby had eyes but then we went to the shops and then my baby no longer had eyes.

I went to ask a man if he had seen my baby’s eyes and explain that my baby had eyes and that we went to the shops and my baby no longer had eyes. I said to the man: “Excuse me sir, have you seen my baby’s eyes? My baby had eyes but then we came to the shops and my baby no longer had eyes.”

The man said yes, he had seen my baby’s eyes. The man gave me my baby’s eyes.

I thanked the man for giving me my baby’s eyes, because it’s not nice having a baby with no eyes, and then I took my baby’s eyes.

I put my baby’s eyes back where my baby’s eyes should go then I took my baby, and my baby’s eyes, home. When I got home I noticed that the man who gave me back my baby’s eyes had not given me back my baby’s eyes, he had given me two rocks.

My baby has no eyes.

© Carl Burkitt 2012